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Poker Face - The Answering Machine

Ok, I sang this song on my answering machine for my cellphone. If you are being attacked by a flying wildabeast and you need to speak you're last words...don't call me because you will here my long answering maching singing this version of Poker Face I made up. Here it goes...

(I will have a version with me singing soon!)


Poker Face

(The Answering Machine)

Written and Composed my Cody Fulmer

(Based on the original song Poker Face by Lady Gaga)

 

I am not here,

I am not here,

I am not here,

I am not here,

I am not here,

 

I wanna hold em’ like they do in Texas please,

Fold em’ let em’ hit me baby, raise it baby stay with me

(I love it)

 

I am not here right now so please leave a message;

And if you do not want to then you can just go hang up, up

Now-Now-Now-Now-Now, Now-Nowahowoh-oh

I am not here, so leave me a message…

Now-Now-Now-Now-Now, Now-Nowahowoh-oh

I am not here, so leave me a message…

 

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me, no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave a message)

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave me message)

 

Pa-Pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

(I am not here)

Pa-pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

(I am not here)

 

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be,

A little gambolin is fun when you’re with me,

(I love it)

 

Talkin to me is not the same without a phone,

But when I am not here there is not point in using it, it

 

Now-Now-Now-Now-Now, Now-Nowahowoh-oh

I am not here, so leave me a message…

Now-Now-Now-Now-Now, Now-Nowahowoh-oh

I am not here, so leave me a message…

 

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me, no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave a message)

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave me message)

 

Pa-Pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

(I am not here)

Pa-pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

(I am not here)

 

I  have told you that I’m not here, talkin to you cause I’m bluffin

With my muffin!

Might be lying Might be sleepin with my muffin bunnin

 

Just like a chick in the casino,

Take you’re bank before I pay you out,

You don’t know this, don’t know this

Call me back cause I’m marvelous

 

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me, no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave a message)

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave me message)

 

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me, no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave a message)

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave me message)

 

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me, no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave a message)

Can’t reach me, can’t reach me no you can’t talk to me

(So please leave me message)

 

Pa-Pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

Pa-pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

I am not here, leave me a message…

Pa-Pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

(I am not here)

Pa-pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

(I am not here)

Pa-Pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

(I am not here)

Pa-pa-pa-poker face pa-pa-Poker face

(I am not here, here, here)

 

Blog ya later,
-Cody<3

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